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This is Diego and Simone. They are siblings. They live on Capitol Hill in Seattle, in an apartment they have generously allowed a human to share. Diego is orange, fat, and loud. Simone is calico, split-faced, and silently devastating. They would like treats now.

Diego curled on couch

Diego

Orange tabby · 14 lbs · Professional yeller

Simone on cat tree

Simone

Calico · Split-face · Weaponized composure

14Pounds of Diego
∞Daily complaints
2Brain cells (shared)
50/50Face split ratio
1Couch (theirs)
0Regrets
4amPreferred yell time
100%Bonded pair energy

The bonded pair

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Together on plaid
The plaid era
Cuddling
Tangled
Mustard blanket
Mustard season
Nestled
Personal space is fake
Side by side
The stare
Stretched on couch
Full couch occupation
Watching snow

Capitol Hill
Bird Watch

Snow day · Seattle, WA

The Diego file

Subject: Orange, chaotic
Melting off couch
Structural failure
Cabinet surveillance
Ceiling surveillance
Baby Diego
Before he was large
Kitten on tower
Tower era (small)
The yell
The yell
Diego yelling, Simone composed

He yells.
She waits.

The eternal dynamic

Incident Report #0047

The Catnip Incident

On a Tuesday of no particular importance, Simone located the catnip reserves. What followed was a forty-five minute dissociative episode characterized by rolling, drooling, and an expression best described as “transcendent.” No charges were filed.

Simone destroyed by catnip

The Simone dossier

Subject: Split, devastating
The perch
The perch
The face
Origin: the face
Chair
Chair claimant
Day one
Day one
The Archive

The kitten era

Baby Diego in carrier
Kitten Simone in carrier
Both kittens on chair
Baby Diego lounging
Baby Diego on tower
“They arrived together. They stayed together. The apartment never recovered.”
— The human who feeds them